I have spent a semester and some months in Thomas Friedman’s Video Production class. My associates and I decided to take this class as an ongoing secretive experiment as to whether or not this man was capable of teaching his pupils anything. Through countless amounts of pointless classes, we have determined four things.

1. The man is a failure and the only thing he has succeeded with in his life was getting a B-movie made from a poorly written script. (See: Being From Another Planet)

2. This man is incompetent and foolish, he projects his failures and ignorance onto his students who have completely disconnected with him and continue to push him away.

3. This man has no culture to him and is swayed with “movie magic” and other foolish things in movies put in in hopes of boggling the dim-minded. Movies like Mission Impossible 3, The Illusionist, and The Good German all serve as nothing more than video aquariums for the stupid.

4. And finally I present you with proof of our last finding. As you can see by the following chart, unless Tom Friedman changes his ways no work will ever be done in his class. This is scientifically proven, it is not a social defect.

I’ll probably use this to review movies/events/games. Maybe more, but I don’t know yet.